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For those of you who did not know, Star Wars is an obsession of mine. In my completely Star Wars nerditude I had lofty goals of ending the Empires reign of terror by watching all six of the Star Wars movies, in order, in one day. Even with all my knowledge and a deep feeling of desire to complete my quest I was defeated during my stint on Hoth by the dreaded alcohol of vodka. I was put out of commission until the morning where I restarted The Empire Strikes Back and completed it. Our attempt at salvaging our mission went aground when we were too exhausted for the rest of Return of the Jedi, we all fell asleep by Endor time with Wickit. I should have been executed on the spot for the shame I felt in my failure as nerd. I think my downfall came since we stared our drinking at 1:00 pm to deal with the incessant stupidity of Jar Jar. I have vowed that in the month of February I will form an alliance to retake what I have lost and rout those movies once and for all, returning balance that was lost when I was overtaken. I guess it is not really balance. It would be the good guys winning, which I never understood about Star Wars but whatever. If you would like to be a part, let me know. The drinking will not start until A New Hope at the earliest. Those who attend from the onset can participate in the forming of the drinking game which will again be made from scratch. Bring your light sabers if you have them, and if you are a hot lady the gold bikini or Padme’s torn up white outfit from Episode II would be just fine to wear. Who am I kidding, this is a Star Wars movie marathon, there will be no hot ladies. If you are a hot lady, and love Star Wars, and you show up, prepare for me to ask for your hand in marriage. All I know is that it will be one hell of a nerdtastic party.
For those of you who did not know, Star Wars is an obsession of mine. In my completely Star Wars nerditude I had lofty goals of ending the Empires reign of terror by watching all six of the Star Wars movies, in order, in one day. Even with all my knowledge and a deep feeling of desire to complete my quest I was defeated during my stint on Hoth by the dreaded alcohol of vodka. I was put out of commission until the morning where I restarted The Empire Strikes Back and completed it. Our attempt at salvaging our mission went aground when we were too exhausted for the rest of Return of the Jedi, we all fell asleep by Endor time with Wickit. I should have been executed on the spot for the shame I felt in my failure as nerd. I think my downfall came since we stared our drinking at 1:00 pm to deal with the incessant stupidity of Jar Jar. I have vowed that in the month of February I will form an alliance to retake what I have lost and rout those movies once and for all, returning balance that was lost when I was overtaken. I guess it is not really balance. It would be the good guys winning, which I never understood about Star Wars but whatever. If you would like to be a part, let me know. The drinking will not start until A New Hope at the earliest. Those who attend from the onset can participate in the forming of the drinking game which will again be made from scratch. Bring your light sabers if you have them, and if you are a hot lady the gold bikini or Padme’s torn up white outfit from Episode II would be just fine to wear. Who am I kidding, this is a Star Wars movie marathon, there will be no hot ladies. If you are a hot lady, and love Star Wars, and you show up, prepare for me to ask for your hand in marriage. All I know is that it will be one hell of a nerdtastic party.
posted by Colin @ 2:26 PM
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12 Comments:
Didn't you have the same experience last year with the LOTR trilogy?
I was successful with LOTR but i fail with Star Wars
That doesn't make any sense!
Well I was meaning to say failed. I watched all the LOTR movies with out falling asleep. But I passed out early in Star Wars.
Jesus Colin, I thought I was the only person that Nerdastic when on one weekend on Saturday I watched all of the LOTR movies and then Sunday all of the Star Wars movies.
Wow, did Zach just prove he was a better nerd than Colin?
I am pissed! I need to counter that. I will do all the Star Wars then all of the LOTR then Indiana Jones. I have to step up becausei refuse to be out nerded!
I might have to throw in BTTF too, Indiana Jones might just be too short.
Of course I'm a better nerd than Colin. You say it like you're surprised. Take a look at Colin, then take a look at me. Clearly I win because until Colin is willing to throw away his physical health just so his ass has more cushion for marathon nerd film watching he'll always be a backup in the nerd game.
And oh yes Colin, that was a throwdown for a nerd off. The first one to get laid loses. GO!
This contest may take years.
Next post. We need a new talking point! (11 comments? My GOD!)
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